pstlyfdiva's Diaryland Diary

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Introducing D^2

For the past 12 months or so work life has been very "interesting" to say the least. The interest coincides with the hiring of one that I affectionately refer to as D^2 (D-Squared)...right now I expect youare wondering what the 2 D's stand for...Dumb Dumb.

She was hired to be a runner, gopher and all around grunt. Apparently this job is too challenging for her, as she messes up the few things she actually tries to accomplish, but spends most of her time online shopping...or playing games (at least until they took the games off of her computer)

Just to catch you up on a FEW of the classic D^2 moments:
- Soon after being hired she took the company owner's BMW to the car wash. The carwash broke something on the car and she had to fill out a report to file a claim with them. She call's the owner's secretary, who was out, so I was the lucky recipient of the call.

HER: What is (owner's) lisence plate number?
ME: (D^2) you are in her car now, get out and look

I felt myself losing braincells as the converstaion continued.

- She was to pack some home accessories to be stored in the warehouse. Owner's secretary checked her packing...
Secretary: You need to add bubble wrap
D^2: So you, like, want me to wrap around the box in bubble?

I don't know how the secretary didn't laugh in her face, I overheard the whole thing and had to lay my head on my desk.

- Words D^2 didn't know the meaning of:
hysterectomy
savvy
embedded
sideboard
sibling (she kept saying sibling when she meant spouse)

- She always says Maples, FL instead of Naples, FL

These are just a small sampling of my D^2 stories. If you are lucky, I will share more...

4:23 p.m. - 2005-12-13

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