I have decided that I should have kept trying when deciding on an outfit today. I have on a sassy long shirt, that is kind of cut like a baby doll dress – it comes below my tush and then flares a bit. Tough mental image, I know. The shirt is normally part of an adorable quirky ensemble, matched with a funky faded pair of jean capris and cork heeled wedges (not exactly espadrilles, but close). I thought that outfit was a little too Saturday afternoon for the office, even though I work in a relaxed atmosphere, so I paired the shirt with long jeans and black Mary Janes. My adorable top now makes me look like I am oddly shaped and have two blue sticks peeping out from under a much too short dress. This outfit is the mullet of clothes.