pstlyfdiva's Diaryland Diary

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A glimpse into my world...

I have a friend who has been encouraging me to write a book about my work escapades. No one could make up things that are said, done, asked…

Example One:
She-Boss: PstLyfDiva, come in here!
Me: Yes?
She-Boss: *pulls out a “personal aid” catalog*
Me: Uhhhh
She-Boss: Which do you think I would like? I know you would know about these
things
Me: Well, uhhh….what do you want to use it for?
She-Boss: Well the $ex-act of course!
Me: Yes, but internally or externally? With He-Boss or alone?

Example Two:
She-Boss said to her secretary, “You are so lucky not to be smart. You have no idea how tough life is for us brilliant people.”

Example Three:
She-Boss and I were out shopping for towels for a job and she veered off to the lingerie department. She needed a girdle to take on a cruise. (She is a very thin, fit woman, I was not quite sure what the girdle was going to gird.) That is all fine and dandy, until she says, “PstLyfDiva, come here, I need help pulling this one on.” So into the dressing room I go with my boss in her bra and a half on girdle…

These are just a few of hundreds if not thousands of examples of the craziness that is my work.

Maybe one day the book will get written…I am sure I will have enough fodder for the story by then.

10:33 a.m. - 2007-05-24

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